[Zechs Merquise]

Today I had a double quarter pounder with cheese. It was delicious. You can tell something is gonna be good when you bite into it and juice shoots out the other end. I followed that up with an entire jar of applesauce. I got bored whilst eating it and read the bottle. It seems I consumed 6 servings at 8% of my daily reccomended allowance of carbs. If this is true, I ate 48% of my daily intake in just one jar of applesauce. Excuse me, I think my brownies are burning.

The other day, I was wondering just how many people in third world countries we could feed if we exterminated all fat people. I was thinking something cannibalistic because it's less wasteful. Plus, not only would we be ensuring a future food supply but also feeding them now. I suggest we all write our congressmen and demand that this be done.